Look, I couldn't have ice cold chocolate milk when I was a kid because I was "lactose intolerant." And I really wanted it, craved it. Turns out I am pasteurized, homogenized, antibiotic, growth hormone, overly sterilized intolerant. Wonder for how many of us this is actually the case? I drink raw goat milk every day and I like to rewrite stories. So here's my "I'm a grown ass woman, I can have what I want" rewrite of ice cold chocolate milk: Mushroom mint chocolate milk •raw